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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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Posted - 2013.01.09 11:11:00 -
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A large portion of what's posted below you'll already know as you're here and in the BETA already. This is a copy and paste of our recruitment thread from Goonfleet.com and from Somethingawful.com just in case there are any "Blues" here who have missed the threads as recruitment is now starting to ramp up a little with the announcement of Dust moving to TQ.
Edit: And i wanted to show of my awesome new recruitment poster.
Update: Dust and EVE are getting merged together as of the 10th of January and ****'s starting to happen. Full recruitment is now in swing and we need more GOONS! There are also NO MORE wipes or skill resets after the 10th so you're getting as much of a head start as possible to curbstomp stupid newbies post launch
Recruitment is currently open to all SA members regardless of length of time on the forums and all pubbies in "Blue" corps to Goonwaffe in EVE. This is subject to change in the future though.
http://i.imgur.com/jQ3d3.png
Enjoyed M.A.G but got sick of the pubbies? Play Dust.
We're harvesting tears by the bucket load already and the game's not even launched!
Quote:Goons are hated by many, loved by few. I have never had any direct dealings with them, but their reputation precedes them, and as such, I will never trust a Goon.
Always loved Goon antics in EVE but spreadsheets in space not for you? Dust is the game for you.
The Pubbie tears are ready for harvest, they hate us already and the games not even been released, get in on the ground floor.
Quote:Currently there is a standing order from CFC to ruin the DUST experience as early as beta. They believe the faster DUST fails on the console the faster it will be released on the PC. They even have an entire squad of guys at the ready to inject auto-aim bots and wall hacks (have done so for the CoD and BF3) among other things to further what they do and how they act for EVE-Online. So as you can already see, they are already starting. I suggest not to remove them from the beta, but to ignore the so called 'test results' they deliver to the developers on what needs changed.
They simply can't be trusted.
[http://s17.postimage.org/npmwwghsf/dust.jpgOK, I'm going to bite, how do i join other goons? Once you're in game and have created your first character, press the L1 button to bring up the Neocom menu, select corporations and search for "Immobile Infantry" and request to join the corp, then just post in this thread with your in game name. You'll also be able to join the GS_Help chat channel in game after the 10th of Jan. This is where goons new to EVE hang out and ask stupid questions so you should do the same, I've just joined the mentors team in Goonwaffe so I'll be hanging about in that channel quite a bit myself to answer any Dust questions.
If you're an EVE player and a member of Goonwaffe we have a jabber channel set up you can join called Dust_514. There's also a chat channel on our website that can be used to interact with other goons who are not currently in game along with the forums we have there. You should also sign up over at [url]www.immobileinfantry.net[/url] right away to gain access to our forums where we can discuss things without breaking the NDA and you can ask stupid questions without getting stupid answers. There's also a list of useful in game chat channels on the forums that you should join so you can squad up with our friends and allies if there's no goon squads currently running, you should never have to play this game alone.
Quote:You CFC kids do realize this game is PEGI 18 right? Just do everyone a favor and keep that cyber bullying stuff out of this game.
Is there anything else i need to know? The NDA is still in effect so anything to see in game you cant chat about here, for that reason we've got an external, private forum set up that you can join to discuss things. It's located at [url]http://www.immobileinfantry.net[/url] and yes i'm aware it's a ****** pubbie forum but pubbies don't have access and I'm no good at that sort of thing so until someone wants to improve those things it will have to do.
Quote:so can somebody can finally list goonswarm accomplishments on the PS3 in terms of competitive gaming without this turning into a multipage thread where people try to tell me and my compatriots how it's wrong for us to underestimate a zerg in a 16v16 FPS game. Goons are going to fail
Any newbie guides or anything? Most if it is going to be covered by the NDA so what I've stolen from the beta forums and what we've had created by other goons has all be posted on the forums on the site linked above.
Quote:I don't appreciate a bunch of douches though who attempt to hide behind some fiat position of protecting the freedom of the player. I've seen enough out of CFC and it's people of influence to get a good enough feel about their overall goals..You wont survive in Dust
How to get started:
The fastest way right now is via this link.
Right now the game is still in beta so you either need to be a part of that by using the link above, have a valid EVE subscription, beg for a key from someone who has a spare one or buy the Merc Pack on the Playstation Store.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
760
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Posted - 2013.01.09 11:12:00 -
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http://i.imgur.com/hb477.png
Can you post some more pubbie tears and impressions from the beta?
Quote:Goons are a waste of space and time and im sure they will be the same worthless lazy good for nothing players in dust also.
Quote:What are you a Goonwarm fanboy? LoL at anyone caring that they are taking down names. Tell them to get some gun game. New Sheriff in new town and he doesn't lack gun game.
Quote:I'm within the %1 of players who are actually good at this game. I've been dominating DUST514 ever since mid March when I was first invited to the beta. It's extremely hard to "fail" when your within the top tier of players on the game, and make a profit off of every match you play. It's extremely hard to "fail" when have map knowledge and can choke out anybody you play against on a map. It's extremely hard to fail when you understand vehicle warfare just as the biggest vehicle whores on this game. It's extremely hard to fail when you've figured out how to practically rain down OS almost at will. It's extremely hard to fail when you understand the mechanics of this game better than the biggest EVE nerd ( i mean no disrespect to EVE nerds either)
Prove to me that you aren't a bunch of zerging pansies and list your accomplishments i've been asking for the past several months I don't understand what's so hard about listing them out. What have you done competitively on the PS3?
Quote:goons never tell the truth . so the interview is pointless . if goons can gain in eve from playing dust they will try to take dust over just like they have in eve . been playing eve 8years and goons so need to go they been running eve to long now . we need a new power block in eve or null people are just going to move to high sec or leave game .
Quote:I find it even more amusing that you kind of hint to the thought that CFC are a bunch of clean, wholesome players. There not all bad, but LoL @ them being some cause for good. You guys grief to make games better right? |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.09 19:26:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:I've nothing against the goons ... but this is the worst recruitment thread I've ever seen lol You "tear" quotes have more to do with your corps bad publicity and less to do with any skill in game. Was this really suppose to garner recruits? Cause I doubt anyone will join a corp that everyone says can't be trusted. May want to delete those quotes - they really do take away from any shine your corp being goons could of had. Maybe throw in a quote that may actually make people think you guys are something other then trolls with no gun game. Just my two cents. Good luck recruiting!
We're not recruting from these forums ideally. It's here more for information on anyone that's Blue to us and misses it.
Like posted above, it's a simply C+P from a much better post.
Look here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509529
As for the negative stuff against us, we thrive on that ****. |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.09 22:43:00 -
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Mavado V Noriega wrote:CW would u guys be somewhat involved in FW? by that i mean not just DUST side but EVE side as well i kno u guys are mainly focused on nullsec but would be interesting to see Goons take FW at least semi-seriously imo
Havent seen much of u guys on the ground in a long while tho, hoping to get a chance to trade some shots soon good luck recruiting/finding wayward blues
We have a SIG (Special interest group) that plays with quote a lot of FW along with ALT corps we have set up that are not technically affiliated with FW.
Personally i fly with a SIG called Space Violence (Which surprisingly specialises in violence in space) and we live right on the edge of Gallente FW space, 4-5 jumps from where ZionTCD and ROFL live.
We just destroyed Evoke in your backyard and had most of their member corps leave because of the beating we've just given them.
People ***** about us and generally make **** up as you can see above, they like to fill in the gaps when they don't have all the information. Our public persona is very different to our internal one and you've all seen the difference with my public and professional persona on the forums here. The rest of the corp's no different but when everythings up and running it will be all Trolling and nothing serious from me except harvesting tears.
I know i get a much better reception when i put the effort into my posts but that's only because right now i want to help CCP and the community, once it's established things will change and get less serious for us. |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 23:02:00 -
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theschizogenious wrote:yep goons do have some members near us ive seen a few of our things off the kill board. but from what ive seen its gone pretty back and forth with no clear winner. looking forward to seeing what the goons think they can do to dust i'll be there to stop them every step of the way.
Yes, because you alone can stop the tide of the swarm.
We're not planning on doing anything yet. We've no interest in FW. |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
760
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Posted - 2013.01.11 19:08:00 -
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Government CheeseBurger wrote:
And what's your point? I couldn't give a **** if the thread gets locked, he's not getting in corp either way anyway.
It won't be 2014 before you see us in full swing either, give it a couple of months. |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
760
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Posted - 2013.01.16 22:11:00 -
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Clearly just for fun, but there's a new "Little Bees" style video in the works that i've just directed and should be done in a month or so once of the final tweaks are on and the puppets have been finished. ;) |
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